In my ceaseless internet searching about triathlon preparation, I did a bit of shopping for triathlon suits. I decided that if I could find one for about $35 bucks, I'd buy it. Since the tri-suits are usually about $100-$150, there was little danger that I'd find one in my size for an 80% discount. Then I ran across this one for the low, low price of thirty bucks..
Let's not kid each other. I've purchased a hot pink full-body triathlon girdle. It doesn't hold in the jiggly bits like a girdle, but it looks like a girdle.
Steve, in a fit of wisdom, kindness or self-preservation, told me it looked good. I'm pretty sure I look ridiculous, but at least my fans will be able to spot me on the course.